You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

You can't abandon life just because it's scary, and just because you get hurt.

I don't have a muse. I have a mortgage.

‎It isn't enough to stand up and fight darkness. You've got to stand apart from it, too. You've got to be different from it.

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!