I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden

The characters within a book were, from a certain point of view, identical on some fundamental level ‒ there weren't any images of them, no physical tangibility whatsoever. They were pictures in the reader's head, constructs of imagination and ideas, given shape by the writer's work and skill and the reader's imagination. Parents, of a sort.

If I need you I'll give you a signal.' What signal?" I'll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl

Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of the quasi-immortal creatures of the night, that ain't something you see twice. "For my next trick," I panted into the startled silence, "anvils.

I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.