I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.

I guess maybe you don’t get to be the Merlin of the White Council by saving up frequent-flier miles

Pain is to be endured. It ends or it does not.

People have far more power than they realize, if they would only choose to use it.

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?" Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.

You need a prostate to understand,” I said.