Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.

We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain.

Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.

When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic," I said. "When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic.

We're ostriches and the whole world is sand.