Everybody should get to make a living with their passion.

I'm not a philosopher, Harry," [Michael] said. "But here's something for you to think about, at least. What goes around comes around. And sometimes you get what's coming around." He paused for a moment, frowning faintly, pursing his lips. "And sometimes you are what's coming around.

We're ostriches and the whole world is sand.

Like “love,” “hope” is one of those ridiculously disproportional words that by all rights should be a lot longer.

If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.

Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.