Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.

Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming up with solutions to ridiculous problems that aren't ever going to happen. Except when one of them does, at which point you feel way too vindicated. - Harry Dresden, Changes, Jim Butcher

Pretty please. With sugar.

Sometimes the only way to carry a heavy burden is to share it with another

Pansy," Murphy sneered. Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant.

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing.

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.