New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo.

Bullying is not okay. Period.

A zombie amusement park sounds like fun, but the health code violations alone are enough to turn your stomach.

Freedom of religion does not give you the right to physically or verbally assault people.

I've found that there's a pretty wide range of silly. I don't want to do outright parody, because I like keeping my own characters and stories at the core of the books. And to be honest, I'm not smart enough to do the kind of wickedly sharp satire you get from someone like Pratchett.

Your religious beliefs are your business. They are not and should not be the basis for law. If you use them as justification to discriminate against others, don't be upset when others decide you're an asshole.

That worked great! Thank you so much. What next?" "I don't know. I didn't expect you to live through it." "Oh.