Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though.

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.

In retrospect it always seems to work out that you can look back on something that was a disaster and find some gems in there.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.