I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be on, performing.

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.

So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.

Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.

The era of ‘yes’ has begun.