I don't think I'm ever going to have the kind of life or schedule that I can really have a steady way of doing things.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?

I never thought I was finished when people said I was finished, or any of that stuff. I always had this undying belief that even if I was in a wheelchair and I could only move my finger, somehow I would become the guy who does the amazing thing with his finger.

My life is not unlike Truman's. I can't go anywhere.

I love stories about teachers. For some reason I can't get enough of those kind of stories. If I turn a movie on about a teacher, I love it. I love that idea of an adult influence on kids.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.