Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being around him or feeling him in your life.

My teacher in the seventh grade told me that if I didn't fool around during class, I could have 15 minutes at the end of the day to do a comedy routine. Instead of bugging everybody, I'd figure out my routine. And at the end of the day, I'd get to perform in front of my entire class. I thought it was really smart of her. It's amazing how important that was.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

The inner child runs rampant. They're just smaller, that's all.

People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.

Originality is really important.