The dating process is not normal for me.

People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal.

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

I don't believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves.