These will be fabulous investments and will make millions of more people rich.

I just can't stop myself; I'm addicted to making you money. I should be spending all day in a country club or never getting out of my pajamas like Hugh Hefner.

We typically hear numbers that there are 34 million households that are in stocks in some form. Well, I say that what's occurred is if you have a job in this country, you're in stocks.

A lot of times when I was short, I would create a level of activity beforehand that would drive the futures. . . . It's a fun game.

The mutual fund industry provided the money for Intel and Motorola and Hewlett-Packard to crush the competitors.

I think you'll do as well as most professionals. Most professionals don't beat the market. Let's not over-rate my industry. But if you have time, you can be in good mutual funds that have good records.

I am not a hesitant bull, I'm a Pamplona bull.