Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I want to make money short- and long-term. I want to find good situations and exploit them.

A lot of times when I was short, I would create a level of activity beforehand that would drive the futures. . . . It's a fun game.

This is a business, the direct selling, that bizarrely works best when times are bad.

I just can't stop myself; I'm addicted to making you money. I should be spending all day in a country club or never getting out of my pajamas like Hugh Hefner.

Well, he's just the same guy who in other aspects of his life would be very late to a trend.

Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.

A good investor in this new world knows to always expect the unexpected.