I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll.
Jim GoadI can't tell you how many times people - through the anonymity and safety of the Internet, of course - have told me 'You beat women' as if it was an ongoing, daily thing. The only person ever brave enough to say it to my face quickly surrendered his courage when I said, 'Would you like to step outside and see if I can beat men, too?'
Jim GoadThe criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.
Jim GoadAnyone who's ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal.
Jim Goad