the fact that they stole their whole shtick from Woody Guthrie and the coal-mining bards. While the alternative nation meows about personal fashion angst, the Appalachian nation still sings about unemployment.

I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US president whose SAT score has been made public. I even scored higher than ex-presidential candidate Al Gore, whose SAT score was so high, it was deemed as potentially off-putting to voters.

It was simultaneously refreshing and a bit shocking to see how cavalierly most Aussies toss out slurs and insults about nonwhites.

I'll hit anyone who's seriously threatening my life... that's what happened, and that's what sent me to prison.

I write to please myself.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

Show me pornography which promotes violence against women, and I'll buy it.