Whenever I visit an industrialized nation that isn't the United States, it immediately becomes apparent how much more educated and informed and aware of international events their citizens are compared to Americans.

I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll.

When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.

I don't believe that human ethnic groups are equal, and I believe that's fairly easy to prove.

Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch of people I've ever seen in my life.

Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.

I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.