Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch of people I've ever seen in my life.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.

I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.

When you're indiscriminate in allowing people to post, the loudest and emptiest voices invariably drown out everyone else.

You truly need to witness me goo-gooing and coo-cooing and making up goofy little songs to glean a full appreciation of how nauseating I can be. This is another instance where things seemingly don't add up - how can this vile, hateful, violent, misogynist, racist, loathsome, repugnant, worthless, reprehensible subhuman be so insanely tender and kind to little doggies and kitty-cats?

When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.