I don't regret any of my transgressions, because I believe I paid for them a million times over.

If I’d been talking about black trash, I might be lynched. If I was talking about white trash, I’d merely be another torchbearer in an ongoing national lynching.

I don't believe that human ethnic groups are equal, and I believe that's fairly easy to prove.

What's absolutely impossible to prove is the idea of innate and everlasting equality.

When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.

Negative opinions about me don't faze me unless I respect the person giving the opinion, which is rare. And if it's someone I respect, I usually take heed of what they're saying. But if I don't respect them, which I usually don't, what's the point?

Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal.