Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls.

Your kids inevitably want to move where they had their vacations when they were younger.

Beware, O wanderer, the road is walking too.

What cannot be said, will get wept.

The wife picked out ceramic tile for floor covering, not realizing that cost was determined by square foot, not square yard like carpet. Thinking the price was plenty reasonable, she had an extra room of tile ordered for installation. When the bill arrived, it was staggering. She and her husband began a fight that continued all through the construction job. They ended up divorced, but not until she had broken every window.

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.

Dad said I would always be "high minded and low waged" from reading too much Ralph Waldo Emerson. Maybe he was right.