The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

It may be the rooster that does all the crowing but it's the hen that delivers the goods.

But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.

Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.

Banks don't commit crimes. Bankers do. And they won't ever stop if they don't have to pay for their crimes.

Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack.

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.