The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat.

The media isn't only asleep; it doesn't want to know the news, that the people are revolting, in the very best sense of the term, revolting against the thieves in high places and reaching out to each other, which is our great strength. When you can draw that many people, you've got something going. You don't have to worry if the guys in suits are going to put it on the front page or not.

The [Democratic] party is a bank. It collects money and gives it to TV stations.

The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.

Politics ought to be fun. It shouldn't be just boring meetings.

Even a dead fish can go with the flow.