I'll never be considered one of the all-time greats; maybe not even one of the all-time goods. But I'm one of the all-time survivors.
If you think too long, you think wrong.
Every ballpark used to be unique. Now, it's like women's breasts - if you've seen one, you've seen 'em both.
A religious fanatic is somebody who knows Jesus Christ better than you do.
When he took BP everybody would kind of stop what they were doing and watch.
Every now and then they threw one where I was swinging.