Most pitchers are too smart to manage.
Maybe being Jesus is simply seeing people as they truly are.
There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether.
There is a peace deep within myself from knowing that all things are held within and sustained by the love of God.
If you can't run, and the plays in front of you, you just can't get gay.
The only thing Earl (Weaver) knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it.