As you well know, you just can't believe everything you see and hear, can you?

A girl asked me if she could comb my hair. Nobody can comb my hair, I can’t even comb my hair.

It's really hard to know what people want around here sometimes.

If I live by illusions, you live by excuses.

So you want to be married, oh baby, trying to put me on a chain, ain't that some shame? You must be losing your weak little mind.

I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I got run over by Captain Coconut and his dog named Rover.

Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.