I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

Be yourself, be pleasant, play hard and have no regrets.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.