Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration thing.

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.

Today is Earth Day. Environmentalists spent the day drawing attention to the Earth, while the Earth just spent the day checking Facebook to see which planets wished it a happy Earth Day.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said that he is open to letting transgender people serve in the military. He said there's no reason to prevent people from being generals just because of their privates.

I remember people saying to us, "You're too nice. Hollywood is going to eat you up and spit you out." I never listened to them.