Former New York Governor George Pataki may enter the race for president. It's not definite, but he tweeted that he'll announce his 2016 plans on May 28 in New Hampshire. Well, what's he gonna do, go to New Hampshire to say he's NOT running? That's like getting down on one knee and saying, 'I think it's time to see other people.'
Jimmy FallonThank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
Jimmy FallonDonald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump's hair.
Jimmy FallonNewt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I donโt know about his chances. I mean, Iโm not saying Gingrich peaked in the โ90s, but his campaign is being sponsored by Tamagotchis and Crystal Pepsi.
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