In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.
Jimmy FallonRand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream.' It's hard to tell if he's running for president or doing an infomercial for Bowflex.
Jimmy FallonMy dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.
Jimmy FallonSenate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since they've all found work as presidential candidates.
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