Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them.
Jimmy FallonJoe Biden will speak to the nation's largest gay rights group during a human rights convention on Friday. Then on Saturday, he is scheduled to speak to them again to apologize for whatever he said in Friday's speech.
Jimmy FallonWhile he was in Utah, Obama discussed immigration reform with leaders of the Mormon Church. Obama introduced the first lady. Then the church's president introduced HIS first lady. And his second lady. And his third, fourth, and fifth ladies.
Jimmy FallonWe have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.
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