Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
Jimmy FallonA new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids by joining social networking sites.
Jimmy FallonThe pipeline would run from Canada to the Gulf Coast. It'll be the biggest underground structure leading into the U.S. Then people in Mexico said, 'Eh . . . second biggest.'
Jimmy Fallon