I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.
Jimmy FallonA group called the Texas Tea Party Patriots is hosting a debate next month where Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain will go head to head, while people watching that will go head to pillow.
Jimmy FallonToday Russia announced that it will join America's fight with the terror group ISIS. Then Putin said, "But I did not say which side.
Jimmy FallonTomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending an hour or two not having the slightest interest in what the other is saying.
Jimmy FallonWearing shorts is a huge perk. I think it's probably one of the reasons people become mailmen. You also get to drive in that vehicle that should be illegal in the United States, where the steering wheel is on the other side. They have no rules! They are the punk rock of government jobs.
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