It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.

British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to Away matches.

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

I think I'd concentrate on young women - particularly girls at school - and I would try and build into school curriculums much more education about relationships and how girls (and boys) can handle them: stuff about consent and that sort of thing.

I'm a real Kentish maid, you know.

When you have children your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.