There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.

An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the buy took up smoking.

My personal opinion is that you can't be racist towards white people. You can be prejudiced about them, but being prejudiced isn't an illegal act, whereas being racist can be.

Usually, what people in the public eye do is pick two charities and just exclusively work for them. But that means you have to turn people down all the time, so I try and do something for everyone that asks me, at least once.

I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately.