Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.

Mom put dense cheddar bread into a bag for a man who said this was his wife's favorite - he'd driven all the way from New Jersey to buy it because today was their anniversary. Several women in the store jabbed their husbands on hearing this. I hung my head - Peter Terris wouldn't cross the street to buy me a Twinkie.

when hope gets released in a place, all kinds of things are possible

You've got to love yourself with all your short comings, and you've got to love the world no matter how bad it gets.

Will we have bodyguards?" "We're not quite set up for that. But with all these mothers, you don't need them.

When you have something so important, something that you'll stay awake for, something you know that you were designed to do, well, it's worth getting a few dark circles, don't you think?

Sometimes just getting up in the morning and standing at the gate can bring the gate down.