When you can carry five full dinner platters on your left arm, you should be able to vote, even if you're not eighteen.
Joan BauerWill we have bodyguards?" "We're not quite set up for that. But with all these mothers, you don't need them.
Joan BauerI'll tell you something about tough things. They just about kill you, but if you decide to keep working at them, you'll find the way through. On the Food Network they have these shows where cooks have to put a meal together with all these weird ingredients. That's a lot like my life-dealing with things you wouldn't think ever go together. But a good cook can make the best meal out of the craziest combinations.
Joan BauerSometimes just getting up in the morning and standing at the gate can bring the gate down.
Joan Bauer