Life is not life unless you make mistakes

I have a lot of male friends.

There are some brilliant designers but their clothes only really suit 6 foot 20-year-olds.

If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed!

Gone are the days when a gentleman lightly took your hand in his and brushed his lips across it, or tipped his hat to acknowledge you as he chivalrously stepped aside to let you pass.

If I hear the word 'retire,' it makes me want to throw up. And then do what? Sit around all day watching television?

If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.