I don't use e-mail; I phone and fax. I think people who are hunched over their computer screens all day should get a life.
Joan CollinsMost ankle strap shoes are seriously unattractive, cutting the line of the leg as well as cutting off the circulation! Try dancing in them - your feet will look like a pair of overdone hotdogs afterwards.
Joan CollinsDynasty was the opportunity to take charge of my career rather than waiting around like a library book waiting to be loaned out.
Joan CollinsWe live in a quick-fix society where we need instant gratification for everything. Too fat? Get lipo-sucked. Stringy hair? Glue on extensions. Wrinkles and lines? Head to the beauty shop for a pot of the latest miracle skin stuff. It's all a beautiful £1 billion con foisted upon insecure women by canny cosmetic conglomerates.
Joan Collins