The main problem in marriage is that, for a man, sex is a hunger-like eating. If the man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he'll go to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what's important is love and romance.

You know, I've had a helluva life. Not just the acting part. I've flown in an international balloon race. I've piloted my own plane. I've ridden to the hounds. I've done a lot of exciting things.

My sister is a very peculiar lady. When we were young, I wasn't allowed to talk to her friends. Now I'm not allowed to talk to her children, nor are they permitted to see me. This is the nature of the lady. Doesn't bother me at all.

If you keep marrying as I do, you learn everybody's hobby.

One puzzling thing about men -- they allow their sex instinct to drive them to where their intelligence never would take them.

[On her troubled relationships with her daughters:] You can acquire enemies. Why give birth to them?

The theater audience is the ultimate teacher, instructing the actor on the degree to which he has executed both the author's and the director's intent.