I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

I never mind scrubbing floors, vacuuming or bending and carrying stuff. Each time I do it I think, this is instead of going to the gym.

To be a judge you don't have to know about books, you have to be skilled at picking shrapnel out of your head.

I prefer not to eat food that has a face.

You must swear never to go on the dole. Never be bored. Find something to do. And don't yawn.

It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.

Learn from nature. Stuff lives and stuff dies all the time, you know. Animals and birds and flowers. Trees come and go, and we come and go. Thats it. So we should all seize life and make the most of what we have while we can.