I always love writing about children.

I've experienced huge kindness here, a great welcome and some very generous reviews without the snide social edge I often suffer from at home. I'm not patronized here either, which I much appreciate!

I'm no lyrical stylist, you wouldn't pick me for a perfect sentence, and I certainly wouldn't describe my novels as intellectual.

I am often criticised for being rather accessible.

My advice would be not to write until after 35. You need some experience, and for life to knock you about a bit. Growing up is so hard you probably won't have much emotion to spare anyway.

The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.

Out of respect to writers, you have to read the book in the way in which the author visualised it going out into the world.