A little tantrum in real life seems so much bigger online.

I dream a lot, in colour and in sound and scent. Quite a few of my stories have come from dreams.

If you can still write in spite of the fact that you're not getting paid, that nobody cares about what you're writing, that nobody wants to publish it, that everybody is telling you to do something else, and you still want to and you still enjoy it and you can't stop doing it...then you're a writer.

Was it my fault that I got out of hand? --Loki

I carried recipes in my head like maps.

Sheep are not the docile, pleasant creatures of the pastoral idyll. Any countryman will tell you that. They are sly, occasionally vicious, pathologically stupid. The lenient shepherd may find his flock unruly, definant. I cannot afford to be lenient.

Clones fit in. Freaks stand out. Ask me which one I prefer.