Remember, it's the winners write the history books, and the losers get the leavings.

I have a tendency to pick up my own challenges. The more difficult something it is, the more I want to try it.

You priests. You're all the same. You think fasting helps you think about God, when anyone who can cook would tell you that fasting just makes you think about food.

The battle of good and evil reduced to a fat woman standing in front of a chocolate shop, saying, Will I? Won’t I? in pitiful indecision.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Anything that can be dreamed is true.

Was it my fault that I got out of hand? --Loki