When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why?

I didn't want to see her because it would make me feel better. I came because without her, it's hard to remember who I am.

Witness testimony is always flawed. It's better than circumstantial evidence, sure, but people aren't camcorders; they don't record every action and reaction, and the very act of remembering involves chosing words, actions and images. In other words, any witness who was supposed to be giving a court facts is really just giving them a version of fiction.

As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now and then?

What you didn't tell someone was just as debilitating as what you did.

Suddenly, I don't want to be this person anymore. I don't want to pretend I'm fooling the world when I'm not. I want someone else to have a plan for me, because I'm not doing a very good job myself.

I'm weird. Everyone says so.