On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.

They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?

It's crazy, right? To love someone who's hurt you? It's even crazier to think that someone who hurts you loves you.

Iknew that all the attributes he was teased for, at age five, were going to work in his favor by thetime he was thirty-five...but I couldn't get him there overnight. You can't fast-forward your child'slife, no matter how much you want to.

How could you go about choosing something that would hold the half of your heart you had to bury?

Time is an optical illusion- never quite as soild or strong as we think it is

Take it from me: love has all the lasting permanence of a rainbow- beautiful while it's there, and just as likely to have disappeared by the time you blink.