I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice....sure it does...but only if you're too dumb to move.

Bleeding heart, he’d called her. Well. He should know. He’d been the first to rip it to pieces.

I used to think I'd be just like them when I grew up, but I am not. And the thing is, somewhere along the way, I stopped wanting to be like them, anyway.

My high school guidance counselor, Mrs. Inverholl, once had me take an aptitude test to figure out my future. The number one job recommendation for my set of skills was an air traffic accident investigator, of which there are fewer than fifty in the world. The number two job was a museum curator for Chinese-American studies. The number three job was a circus clown.

It was nice not having to be the one in control, for a little while. It was nice to be the one who was protected, instead of the one who'd been protecting eveyone else.

Lies were only as strong as the suckers that believed them.

Many trees have died so that the Catholic Church can preach against homosexuality.