There are some weapons you can't protect yourself against.

Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.

Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilized

These days her entire life was about making people believe she was someone she wasn't anymore.

I know what it's like when the things you believe make you feel like you're on the outside looking in.

The doctors may be mapping out the war games, but it is the nurses who make the conflict bearable.

Is it a crime when you love someone so much that you can't stand the thought of them changing? Is it a crime when you love someone so much that you can't see clearly?