The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store.

You can't exist in this world without leaving a piece of yourself behind.

On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.

What he did was wrong. He doesn't deserve your love. But he does deserve your forgiveness, because otherwise he will grow like a weed in your heart until it's choked and overrun. The only person who suffers, when you squirrel away all that hate, is you.

I think that different things sell in different countries.

That's why we read fiction, isn't it? To remind us that whatever we suffer, we're not the only ones?

Honey, Kate is not going to die sooner because you have one more glass of mine, or because you stay overnight in a hotel, or because you let yourself crack up at a bad joke. So sit your ass back down and turn up the volume and act like you're a normal person.