You can't pay a landlord in dogma.
If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.
Leave it to a man to mess things up
People had figured out all sorts of ways to make things seem different than they truly were.
No matter how much you consumed, you would not have your fill.
When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires.