Maybe if God gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge off.
The saddest day in the world will be the one when she stops pretending.
If words had flavors, hers would be bitter almonds and coffee grounds.
When heaven breaks, who fixes it?
Many of my books come from what if questions that I can't answer, things that I'm worried about as either a woman, a wife, a mom, an American.
No one ever asks a kid for her opinion, but it seems to me that growing up means you stop hoping for the best, and start expecting the worst.